Thursday, June 11, 2009

Even Deeper

Bare with me for a bit. Let's say In thirty years from now an amazing artist will create a painting that will rival the Mona Lisa itself in popularity and become an iconic work of art. This same artist follows it up with another amazing painting. A guitarist records the world's most amazing guitar solo. A filmmaker creates the world's next Citizen Kane. All three take a sense of pride in the fact that this will make them immortal. They may die the very next day, but those paintings, songs, and movies will live on forever, or so they think.

That painting will last until a star light years away explodes into a supernova, sending gamma rays towards Earth. This is if the Earth isn't first swallowed by the Sun when it goes into its next phase as a red giant (contrary to popular belief, the sun will not explode into a supernova, it isn't powerful enough). of course, this too is if we aren't struck by a meteor the size of Canada. Even if mankind doesn't nuke itself to death, there is always the threat of a supervolcano going off. I'm not even talking about just a small earthquake that sends California into the ocean, creating Arizona Bay. I mean worldwide devastation.

There are millions of ways the Earth can end at any second, which is why the Monks who create works of art by blowing sand have the right idea. They know that the next great threat is around the corner, so why bother being naive enough to believe that their artwork will be their legacy. So, they just sweep it up after everybody takes their pictures, thinking they've captured the moment for eternity. When in reality, once the Earth's core stops spinning and the magnetic field stops deadly rays from destroying, that picture and the person who captured it will be fried (ok I admit I stole that from the terrible movie, "the Core," but so far everything else has been scientifically accurate.) Or in a couple thousand years we could collide into Venus, which IS a possibility.

Nothing lasts forever. Even Jupiter's red spot is getting smaller after all. There was no real point to this story, except I just saw the History channel's 3 hour special on the 7 signs of the apocalypse explained scientifically, while I was trying to create a clever graphic. Which explains why I mixed art with the Earth's total annihilation.

Monday, June 1, 2009

E3 Ramblings-only for hardcore nerds

It is day one of E3 and today, Microsoft took the stage just a year after they shocked the nerd world by grabbing PS3 exclusives, like Final Fantasy XIII. From someone who is in the market for a 360, I have to say I want one in spite of today's announcements. With the exception of one announcement that still remains unclear (which i'll get to in a moment) I was pretty annoyed with the direction Microsoft has shown to take. I don't care about facebook or twitter on my xbox, nor do I really want to listen to the radio. I can put my own music on the hard drive that I want to listen to. 

Even more troubling is Microsoft completely trying to rip off Nintendo with their new motion camera. Really Microsoft, i mean really? One of the "games" they showed using this new motion sensing technology was a middle aged woman swiping her hands in the air and on the television, a stream of water was shown to splash. Wow....looks like a lot of fun. If I wanted lame motion games for casual gamers I would have kept my Wii. I'm not saying the technology isn't cool. It is and it could be innovative, but i'm not going to shell out a ton of money for lame games, like swinging my hands around to paint a background.

Another thing that is annoying comes from Microsoft's flagship brand, Halo. I plan on buying Halo ODST, but the dialogue was terrible in the game. Hopefully the voice acting isn't finalized and it was rushed for the demo. Then, after that demo, Bungie announced a new Halo game. Wow, they just keep churning these out left and right. ODST isn't even out and they have plans for a new one? I wouldn't care, except that it looks like a prequel. Whatever happened to Halo 4 and explaining what happened to Master Chief? Better yet, why is everyone overlooking the fact that Bungie stated they weren't working on any other Halo games, only to reveal they were flat out lying a year ago and announce a new one.

Speaking of liars...well, ok maybe not liars, but traitors at the very least comes from Kojima. The next biggest thing that remains confusing, due to the pure crappiness of the media, is the New Metal Gear Solid game. This is a sensitive subject to me, as the original Metal Gear Solid is my favorite game of all time. The announcement was made that a new Metal Gear was coming to xbox 360 and...thats about it! IGN reports that it is an xbox 360 exclusive. G4 reports it is also coming to playstation 3 and several various other websites claim that Kojima is being mum on the subject. A year ago Hideo Kojima said metal gear would not being coming to xbox. You can't trust anybody these days.....

More nerdy rants tomorrow.